According to high level sources, Sean Hannity starred in President Donald Trump’s Russian prostitute piss tape. These reports come amidst Mr. Hannity secretly seeking counsel from Michael Cohen on the same.
Sources well acquainted with Mr. Hannity explained the situation to Bernard media saying, “It seems that the majority of Cohen’s work with Hannity revolved around the piss tape. Apparently Hannity played a major role in the production and subsequent distribution of the tape. It was suggested by Hannity that the tape air on a major online porn platform like Pornhub or Xvideos, but Mr. Trump was against that.”
The source went on to say, “I’m pretty sure Hannity was the one getting pissed on in the tape. Maybe he did a little pissing too, but not much. He was drenched in urine from what I hear.”
Hannity’s former partner Alan Colmes reportedly used to tell friends about the smell often wafting out of Hannity’s dressing room. In one of Colmes’ final email correspondences with a close friend, this is how he put it: “Warm piss. I swear Sean was pissing all over that dressing room but I was always afraid to confront him.”
Mr. Hannity’s involvement in the piss tape is an open, on going investigation. This story will be updated accordingly.