Alex Jones was spotted outside of the Trump Hotel in DC making out with an unidentified woman yesterday after his conference at the National Press Club, sources say. Mr. Jones has alleged that the woman in question is his wife, despite her divorcing him last year. She is now pursuing legal action against Mr. Jones.

Reports from innocent bystanders also seem to differ from Mr. Jones account, “Alex and whoever he was with were really going at it. I could see there was a lot of tongue being used, even from a distance. At one point the woman stepped on Alex’s foot in attempt to end the kissing, but that didn’t work. I clearly heard the words, ‘stop’ and ‘no’. It was an unsettling situation.” The bystanders went on to explain, “There’s been a lot of speculation in the scene about adultery since Mike Cernovich and Jack Posobiec were both caught cheating on their wives.”

Several MAGA members were so turned off by the incident that they jumped ship on the Trump train, “After being pushed off of this woman, Alex burped loudly and said he needed another drink and asked the crowd where he could get a big bowl of chili since he was from out of town. We saw this as did many other tourists. It’s disgusting this was allowed to happen. This Alex guy has the ear of the president? Well, I’m done with Trump then.”

Artist rendition of make out session

It is unclear what the future holds for Mr. Jones, but what is clear is that his fans are not happy about these findings, “We used to love Alex. Never thought he would get in on the whole cheating on your wife thing though. Always thought Alex was better than that, he’s not like Cernovich and Posobiec.”

Mr. Jones marital status is an open, on-going investigation. Bernard Media will provide more details as they are made available.

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